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Blond at a Football Game
A guy took his blonde
girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind
their team's bench....After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do
if it was a whole DOLLAR!!!! |
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