GOLDEN RETRIEVER: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?"

BORDER COLLIE: "Just one! OK, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!

DACHSHUND: "I can't even reach the stupid lamp."

TOY POODLE: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

BEAGLE: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

ROTTWEILER: "Go ahead! Make me!" I'd like to see you just try to!

SHI-TZU: "Puh-leeze dah-ling, let the servants....... "

LABRADOR: "Oh me, me, pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I, huh? Huh? Can I?"

YORKIE: "Okay, okay - after you pat me and love me, rub my belly, and kiss me, play with me, and tell me how beautiful I am. Then I'll do anything you want.

MALAMUTE: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

COCKER SPANIEL: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: "Forget it! While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

MASTIFF: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

HOUND DOG: " ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

AFGHAN: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"

CHIHUAHUA: "Yo quiero taco bulb."

POINTER: "I see it, there it is, it's right there...."

GREYHOUND: "It isn't moving; who cares?"

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... "

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: "LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

SIBERIAN HUSKEY: "Light bulb?!? Oh, yeah. Well, actually, I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and...." Besides I'd like to see you make the Rottweiler..........

CAT "You need light to see?"