1)
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated manner.

2)
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

3)
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This question tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.


OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4)
There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

Correct answer: Simply swim across. There cannot be any crocodiles in the river as they are all attending the animal conference. The question tests your reasoning ability.

• So…if you answered four out of four correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you.
• If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do, but there is hope for you.
• If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper.
• If you answered one out of four, try selling some of you organs. It is the only way you will ever make any money.
• If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental function at all, such as law, politics, or computer support.