The
Watch
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This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight, which leaves at
6:00, but he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to ask
the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying two suitcases and
sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time.
The guy replies, "Sure, which country?" Our fella asks,
"How many countries have you got?" to which the reply is,
"All the countries in the world!"
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax,
e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display
them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that
one...You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"
"Well, actually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900,
if you want it, it's yours!"
Our watchless traveler can hardly whip out his checkbook fast
enough, and hands over a check for $900.
The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.
"Congratulations, here is your new hi-tech watch!" He then
hands over the two suitcases as well, and says, "And here are
the batteries!" |
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