Things To Do To Drive Others Crazy

Things To Do To Drive Others Crazy

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice).
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does.
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Send email messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc, in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You've got to be faster than that.”
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Reply to everything someone says with “That's what you think.”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
Don't use punctuation
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you're not in the mood.