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Top 20 Sayings
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1.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all
around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely
understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time
gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job
security and heaps of overtime.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't
get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match
for Natural Stupidity
6. A person who smiles in the face of
adversity...probably has a scape-goat.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try
management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what
you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK...means never having to
take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until
morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of
very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have
to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only
thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your
boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor
substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the
tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to
FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid
Disappointment.
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